Dick check

Yup its there. Wait...yeah it is.

Melodicy

Short Version (AKA Boring) Don't read unless you smell like rotten eggs.

So my friend just started a subscription service for his record label. They are sweet check them out: Branch Records.

Now I really recommend reading the long version because the short version sucks. Really it does.

Long Version (AKA Awesome)

For those who enjoy music-if you don't something is terribly wrong with you- then I have fantastic news. A friend of mine has just recently started a subscription service for his record label! Now before you start assuming the worst, don't because that's just silly.

This label that goes by the name of Branch Records, is quite the label. First I suppose we can point out the obvious: yes branch as in trees! So what does that mean!? Well they plant trees for every CD they sell, they are just straight up GREEN (I was going to make that green, but my monitor only shows blue. Don't ask). So that right there is more incentive to buy music from them.

Another important factor is, oddly enough THE MUSIC! (Insert musical notes here) They have music ranging from: folk, indie, electronic, blues, rock, and everything in between-well no rap but that doesn't mean they won't have it in the future! These guys know what sounds good, look for actual talented musicians and care to progress the music industry away from that commercialism-ism-isms. In other words they do give a shit.

Here are some proposals from satisfied customers:

"I like tortles, and thanks to these sweet Branch Records I can finally understand what my tortles say! THANKS BRANCH RECORDS!"

- I like Tortles Kid

"Before I checked out Branch Records I couldn't pick up ANY girls at the local bar. But ever since I purchased their sweet t-shirt women have been jumping in my arms begging to talk to me! Thanks Branch records! I hope you got the wedding invitation!"

- James "The Former, Former, Former" Farmer

"It's not very often you come across enjoyable music for such a steal. Ten dollars a month for two albums? I feel like I'm robbing them!"

- Lasso Billiard

Mold Post

A letter was sent, but it appears that it was lost in transit to Prague.

Chances are that the letter was not sent to a pen pal.

Time to look to the Red Light District. Septagram

Pulp Boiled Raw

I've been biking 10-20 miles every day for the past two weeks. It's awesome. No idea what else is going on. Alfred Bitchcock.

Malnurished Carbon

Don't worry. That boy still has a sense of smell. The pencil retracts in a square formation. Risking breakage, Jillian, walks a straight path. 

Illicit love making in the back room. Strange temperatures weaving silk fingers. Painting the love affair of the an aborted race horse. Its jaw ripped off. Inside containing the ideas, lost from a German tailor.

Motras Lanotra

The colors from my wrist have been lost. It was meant to be fixed and saved just like the first. A celebratory weekend, only to start with a negative income the next day. A dream that was about to blossom into beauty and freedom; gone.

Turn kites into a currency. Feed the kids full of teeth. Don't look but the barmaid is watching you sulk your feet. Bodied. Bodied. Bodied. Nothing new when the last of the fur coats are in. Just write about an embryo, the stages of life that it has missed.

Hiatus

There is an absence of material for a social learning environment. It's served in alcohol to get the ripe tastened humor. Can't a humble, yet, fragile noose tinker with a married woman? Why must it ask for her keys into the house? The windows were shattered. Blood covered every inch of every line of cocaine that was on the mirror. In the reflection was a master carpenter asking himself, "Why must I end lives in order to make people happy?"

Just in case there is, there isn't. Understand granite is only a fraction line forced to web troubled medicines. 

Tampon

I hate when I watch a vampire movie that is amazing, I get reminded of people whom I've thought were long gone. Everything in that film depicted what seemed to be how things were in the past summers. It was strange, yet warming. I miss summer. Thankfully it's coming back.

It would be interesting to be a vampire for a while...

Reel 'Em In!

Life is starting soon. Maybe as soon as 6/10. Buys me some time to still make money. Still a goal in mind, totally achievable. It's going to happen.

I'll make a living. Make a killing and thrill. Its going to happen. Spark that fire, pump those shoes. Equalize the sounds for a better easter island.

Kilimanjaro

Shes no hyena, i'll tell you that much. One day the tropical rain will bring out the essence in your hair.