Thursday, June 26, 2008

Nice Job Patsy

Strange to think that people who you feel would NEVER ever know stuff about Stuff gets around because you don't think it does. Strange to think that. Very strange actually.

Don't know what it is but I just feel like it was never talked about and here I see people crying, worried sick about me. Why couldn't you just confront me from the beginning? Were you guys not scared at first? What is it? Tell me instead of telling everyone. Seriously, roomates know, aunts, uncles, cousins, neighbors I guess the entire damn state knows by now. Go you guys! You really did it! *high five*

Just...I don't see why telling 100's of people will help. If anything it will make people look and think of me differently before. Sad but true. You respected based upon your actions. Just because of what I did should never help people define me, or anyone else. It's just stupid.

You are the sunshine in the night. Now blind me.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Mission Accomplished

Except I'm not George Dubya. So it does mean I won.

Nice dick, you cactus leopard. 

Monday, June 23, 2008

That Checkerboard Couch

What a man would do to make this last forever...What he would do.

But I think you know that, but it's just up to you to decide now. He'll wait forever, he knows it's well worth the wait, even if it's infinite.

I Think I've Misplaced My Towel...

Thanks for helping me wash my face. It's clean now.

Yeah It's clean. :D


Shaking because of stories that will forever haunt. Me.

Wow. That just happened. Houston we have a problem but we can't make up our minds.

Let's make that damn choice. Those damn astronauts know what the fuck to do, yet they arn't doing it...fucking christ.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Dear You,

We look so good side by side, Walking back to the hotel. This light looks good on you, lets find a place to stay. Two star hotel. Two star hotel...

where the stars don't mean anything.



Saturday, June 21, 2008

Make a Wise It's 11:11

But they are so heavy, they make me disappear.

What is this! Aid has come, to recharge myself until the wee hours of the morning.

Help is needed you say? Well we can deal with that in the morning. A mans sleep is more important than the action of help. Plus, my aid is unavailable.

If help was needed I would already been there before It was even asked for. I wish some people were like that. Until then fuck them. I'm sorry, I really am. Time to shed...

Uncharted Lands

You stepped in some shit. Now you're ganna come walking all into my house draggin in that shit. I don't want any of that shit. 

But I'm still in.


What is it? Well let's be honest with ourselves here, you define it well. No, yes you can define it in words, but rather you yourself define it. Who you are, things you do, how you speak, how you laugh, how you cry, how you interact as a whole is normalcy.

Everything else...It's just not, something is missing. You retain that missing element.

Big stretch, and may not make any sense since it's 3am. Ma-ti was heart.

The rest is all up for you to decide. Make what you want of it. I just know that it will make sense to you.

Sweet dreams you unbleached Orange.

Man Laws

Can never be broken.

Solve for a.

[(X/2)+7] = a

Input your age for X
a= the minimum age.

Yeah Im a nerd.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Jazz, Jazz, All That Jazz

Bending my back for perhaps a great deal of nothing. Hope the load doesn't fuck up my back. Well no why does that matter if the emoticons will get ripped to shreds.

Friday will be a br00tal day. Yeah what is going to fucking happen.
Saturday I guess shall be a mushroom pizza thanks to our sponsors and to viewers like you. I hope they didn't go bad....

Dear Deer,
I saw you for the second time this week in my front lawn. Sorry I scared you the first time.

Best of luck,

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Perfect Morning

Hugs are perfect. Three hugs, well I guess you could say I was reborn thanks to you.

Thank you


She was alone in a back booth
A drink and a cigarette
Drinking like she was waiting for someone
Me stealing glances as she stole my breath
The next one's on me

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Agitated Satiracle Crush II

It wasn't supposed to be shared with anyone. Just a simple little thing ya know. I thought it was common knowledge, but apparently not and now it's being used else where.

Go go gadget shrug.

I Think The Clock Is Wrong

. ..... ..  ...   .......  ..    ... ...   . ..........  
..... .. . .... . .....       ..  . .   . . . . ..... .

That's all she had left to say.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Rosa, You Shoulda Been A Dancer

Just tell me everything right now. It would probably straighten out a lot of jargon.

Monday, June 16, 2008

I Guess The Abacus Broke

Pinky swear

-In modern times, pinky swearing is a more informal way of sealing a promise. It is most common among school-age children and close friends. The pinky swear signifies a promise that cannot be broken or counteracted.

Sunday, June 15, 2008


Hit. You sunk my battleship.
Thankfully I added one more.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Marlboro Reds Please.

A sudden urge for Reds all of a sudden. Why not the American Spirits? Well I guess I have my reasons why. You know them.


Thursday, June 12, 2008


You flat out told me before it would never happen. Proved you wrong. Let's prove you wrong again, and make it better than a fictitious story we would dream to live in.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Who Are You?

Who the hell were you. I know I saw you from somewhere before. I know I did. I know because you were too cute to forget.

Tell me.

Monday, June 9, 2008

Actually, There Is More

All of this. Hopefully it will be worth it in the long run. Who knows though...well, someone knows. It would just be great to get a good head start on everything, instead of waiting for a melodic sound to pierce my ears for a second time.

1027. Ironically it's off by one. Actually it's not ironic, just a coincidence.

Again, again, and again. Always makes to much sense.


Some variance would help ease the pain. Don't you?

"Pinky are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"Well...I think so Brain, but havn't we already done this?"

This was supposed to go somewhere...fucking work destroys everything.

Do I want a third? Oh jesus...

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Five Minutes.

That's all. Just that.
More would - can't even understand.

It's too blatant.