Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Faith No More

Alright the new Fall of troy album leaked the other night. Im going to give you guys a review on it because it seriously blows ass.

Don't listen to it. It sucks.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Constrained Nickel Plaid

Sometimes I feel no one notices that I actually care about them. Not even my friends.

.It will be good in the morning so we think.

A lump of change. I left it on the bedroom floor, along with my quilted red velvet scarf. A bruised up Audrey Kitching lamp cramped in a toilet stall.

Crazed razors creating an installation of grim lasers. Cream of Nothing.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

"Whats yo hybrid sound like? Dats cool"

Alright if you're maybe confused about what this GREAT video is about then i'll tell you guys a story.

A little while ago, Lilly Allen, thought it was time to stand up against music pirates as many major label artist might do; thats completely fair as they have a right to do so. She wrote on her myspace blog saying that artist need can't survive without record sales and had some sources to back it up. Where did she fuck up? Oh yeah by plagiarizing an article from Techdirt.

Then on top of that what does she do? Oh yeah she had two mix tapes all containing copyrighted material. She tried defending herself by saying: "I made those mixtapes 5 years ago, I didn’t have a knowledge of the workings of the music industry back then…". Lily Allen way to go. Keep it up sistah!

Pirate Party FTW.

Sometimes I Queef

Photo 101. Don't make the photos look crooked. Or rather don't take jobs you know you can't do.

Agape. I will die

My Dad is a Dog. Deal With It.

Days age like a loosely ripened plum. It turns pale, and then it bleeds. Under the table lies a key hole. It seems as if she has kept that key, or maybe its lost; not in their hands. Whale watch with me by the blood soaked tides.

There is a lot of frustration. I need to do something.

I was told to try out a dadaist approach to my style of writing. Maybe if my other half chooses to do so.

Wake up at 8am. Take photos of a wedding at 9 until god knows when. I don't think I want to take photos for people again, and I haven't even done it once yet...

You're gonna get it.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Lower Bach Pains

My back is staring to hurt more. You know it can only bend so much. Would you kindly? Would you kindly manipulate me.

Sebastian Bach, Bach, Bach. Bach. Quite fond of thine eyes.


Thursday, September 24, 2009

Tranquility beats masterbation

I'm so stressed right now. I need my medicine. Where are they?
Maybe I pushed too much weight. Tell me


Wednesday, September 23, 2009


Welding a manatee these days has increased in complexity. Numerous implications for a lateral bouyant Ecuador. Watch now as yuppies, not triangulating, but rather expecting tips for serving nocturnal temperatures. Jump. Skip. Lynch. Coil. Question adultery for your own self and for the lesser grief. A welcome brings on a dead integrity

I hope you can let me meet your famous friends.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

I Stuck The Camel Pannel

He Puts It in the Wrong Place - Watch more Funny Videos

Bureaucracy Is Dead

You look just like Mummy. It's uncomfortable how scary time is. Im scared. Everyones scared.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Earlobe pencil case

Saturday, September 19, 2009


Ahh family photos. So great, and awkward. Thank god for the internet now so we can compile a shit ton of awkward family photos! YES!

Check out this site, its classy, awesome and awkward. Awkward Family Photos

Friday, September 18, 2009


I have ulcers in my left knee. Wonder why? Who could it be. Whats in it for me? Well seems to be we need some chivalry.

Transform that high school crush. You have that magic touch.

Scrumptious poison. Make my veins run with poison.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

The Neo-Marxist 20 Miniute Meals

Remember to look at the way your keys are placed on a table. Every time. Every single god damn time. You will discover beauty in randomness; or at least I do.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Immunization Is Taken Lightly

Alright, so since this whole Kanye gay shit happened I was looking on the internets, and i stumbled to Kanyes blog to see what he had to say, cause hes a douche and writes funny shit; or so I last remembered. I get there and BAM ART! SO MUCH I CANT HELP BUT FART IT TO YOU GUYS. Also who knew Kanye was such an art fag? Fucking faggot...

Luke Jerram has created beautiful glass models of diseases such as swine flu, E.Coli, and smallpox to contrast with traditional medical renderings - these bacterium are actually transparent in nature.

In Jerram's words:

"Its great to be exploring the edges of scientific understanding and visualisation of a virus. Scientists aren't able to answer many of the questions I ask them, such as how the RNA is exactly fitted within the Capsid? At the moment, the technology isn't there to answer all these questions for certain. I'm also pushing the boundaries of glassblowing. Some of my designs simply can't be created in glass, Some are simply too fragile and gravity would cause them to collapse under their own weight. So there's a very careful balancing act that needs to take place, between the limitations of current scientific knowledge and glassblowing techniques."

Tuesday, September 15, 2009


Alright so a couple of weeks ago a friend of mine asked me if I would photograph his mothers wedding. I denied the offer first thinking I wouldn't be able to handle it and such. But after some pushing from friends of mine I decided to go with it, and now im looking for some wedding photos.

The thing I hate about special day photos are, well, they are only special day photos. Great you had a baby, graduated, etc etc. I feel a lot, and I mean A LOT of wedding photography blows. But I have come across one couple who seem to be taking some great photos. Check out: Austin Wedding Photography

Nite Blights

I'm losing something. I need creativity. I need a nativity, a lost cause prevention center for the arts.

You spark that creativity in me.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Killing time. Weapon of choice: brass dicks

Sitting in class. This is quite the blast maily due to my extremely emotionless professor who teaches communication. You would assume he would make class more interesting since...well I don't know maybe he teaches communication; except he sucks. Balls.

Hormones are raging. And now I'm a fully fledged pagan. What's to come of this belittled bottled up emoticon.

I need an easier way to goolb when I'm on the go. This shit is boring for me and you to read. Quaem.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Needle Dick

iTunes why the fuck are you so shitty. I just want to transfer something, BUT NO YOU HAVE TO FUCKING DELETE HALF MY GAMES BECAUSE I DECIDED NOT TO SYNC!?


Snake Spokes

Waking up at 11 is weird. Im not used to it at all. Whats more annoying is that fact that I was up at 9. Damnit school! DAMNIT! MY SLEEP IS ALL WEIRD, but in a good way.

Im trying to get things to homebrew apps on my iphone because im a nerd like that. And now there is workloads ahead of me

Orange or sponge. It really makes no difference when making a stew. Spring the poles through a capillary gland. Infuse that bikini line with the homeless. Blow miss-liss-liss

Friday, September 11, 2009

All politics is, is gossip.

We drink from other mammals rather than ourselves. Think about it. Think.

Think Think Think.

Thine Wives.
Sitting on the vice
Sipping fine wine
Waltz Appetizer Falsehood
I want you

People always look better in profile

I need to get this day over with. I wait for the day I will be sitting ou in the rain laughing with a queen with flowers as a headress.

Let's skin children together. Puncture Holden Caulfield


I Did it.

Happy 9/11!

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

I Heard Your Nipple Fell Off at IHOP!

I Feel Strange Looking At These, But In A Good Way.

Look at these amazing photos from Cassandra C. Jones

These are all done with 35mm too. Holy shit!

Questionable Penalties

Nice I found my quarter that I thought I lost. Time to take care of some business.

Don Cheadle played quarterback in 1962 for the Texas Armadillos. He was MVP one year too. Way to go Don.

Now squeeze one out for the porn stars, they need some bailout money too.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Even The Devil Restrained The Pope Once

Ahh we meet again do we! I saw your mom in the center of town. We made eye contact and I just laughed a her. Silly cunt you still got no job!

Tweezers are used to pick at something. Don't believe me? Well eat a dick

Night Rider

Are people attached to the opposite sexes for specific reasons other than sex? I'll look into this more. I feel I may be up to something fancy.

These crotch gusset jeans actually feel quite nice, but there is still something uncofortable. Thanks Ryan Scheckler for having a huge dick.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Mangle Me Judith

I discovered this site while looking up stuff on Bioshock. These are all World War I veterans who have lost parts of their face and/or other limbs, and it documents a plastic surgeon as he tries to help repair their faces.

Check it out. There are some pictures that are pretty rough so don't eat while you look you queezy nuggets


Oh one more dumb thing. I beat Bioshock....FINALLY. After a year its been out i fucking hate the ending, well the saving the sisters ending sucked. It sucked so much i don't care to go back and play it for the other endings

Thats how I feel, except not. 2K don't fuck up Bioshock 2 or I will bomb your offices in Boston. I KNOW WHERE YOU GUYS DON'T LIVE!

Oh I guess Splicers were heavily inspired by wounded World War I veterans. Cool I would post a photo but im too lazy to resize and I don't care. Heres a Link: This is a Link

My Head Is Full oF Cunt

Nice a day off from work and all I can think about is nothing. I don't have anything interesting to say when Im at home. It seems to be when Im at work my head ticks. Maybe its because I know I don't want to be there anymore... Who knows.

oh i took some photos yesterday. maybe i'll share them. I doubt it cause all of you are faggots.

"Dude these fries suck!"
"I know they taste like...nothing!"

Friday, September 4, 2009

Hurry Up Alcatraz

A connection that has been so strong...seems to be withering away. Untold stories and events weaken the wires.

Ask for a cold one next time.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009


I found you in my wallet. I completely forgot you were there until I needed cash for the driving range, but I didn't have any. I used my debit card. What's to come of that rediscovery? Illicit drawings of a reoccuring little girl practicing abstinance.

But butchering a whale can only lead to a shortage. Lithium, like a yupity sun flower refelcting potasiom for a new generation. Packing up your belongings I see a knife. I hope to see you kill me--I mean polygon. Kittle juice is hiring for first grade teaches, unlike bother toad; he's quilting a hammock in hungry.

I still hope my teeth are wrapped around your neck. Make me bleed...

You Require More Vaspine Gas

All you cool nerds will get that joke.

Ive been in a dead zone, as verizon would say. It sucks. I lack creative thoughts right now.

Give me things that are cool. Make me drool and make sure I take a dip in the pool. Who you callin' a fool? Not me I was just checkin' all the bitties at the Pre-School.

Im going to jail.