Friday, July 25, 2008

The Unsent Letter

"Atlanta was once one of the memmbers of an organized assassination team. He swore secrecy not to sleep with H.R.H [Illegible]. He broke this pact. Three months later he was sentenced to death."

Leonidas XXI

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Battle Of The Century

And so the battle begins. Who will come out on top? You or You? Well then, let's just wait and see. I am quite anxious to see what the fuck is going to happen in the leap year. I'll just ask you about the nearing leap year and how this will relate to acquaintances of past geography bee winners.

God speed Napoleon. You will always win.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Zelda Puzzle

It was a great skit. Though the laced shoes didn't seem to fit his hands. Why was this? Were his hands...misshaped!? No that couldn't be. It must have been the allergic reaction the grass had after it was mowed.

It took him weeks for him to finally finish mowing his lawn. When he turned around to look at all the work he had accomplished, it had disappeared. It all grew back into a fine dust, chopped, no rather minced into a puzzle for his malformed hands.

Green, green, green, green, and most but not least, yellow grass. The best grass of all because, well the cows need it. Four stomachs, two horns and one utter. It all seems to co-relate in some odd way.