Friday, February 20, 2009

Rush Rush Rush

Oh jesus! What do I do!? Haha this is fantastic. I love this! I haven't had this much enjoyment talking since perhaps that filthy dog owner. We all know now that Nancy has turned into a chronic meth addict. She is really going places. Best of luck Nancy!



Thursday, February 19, 2009


A world of western ideas are at my finger tips. Maybe If the cards are played right an endless joy could surge from it. Explore a new terrain and undiscovered raw materials will bloom.

Take it from a journalist. They tend to know.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Juicy Hands

An allegory created for the sole purpose of teaching young women the ways to act. They are seeking a signal encrypted deep within. It has been said that there is no such signal. Others have felt it, creeping up. Giving them pains like nothing they have felt before.

Haunting, chilling, frightening, jaunting, hungry.

What good is a leash when there is no need for one? Better yet what good is an owner when there is no need for a dog. What is the dog?


Under appreciate something of you that has value. Over time you will realize that it doesn't mean anything. It never did anything. It only aided you in order to move on to another item in which you appreciate.

This product contains peanuts.

Serving Size: 2

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Heap of Litter

Does it make you feel pretty now? Does this make you feel pretty now? Wash those hands. I'm feeling pretty dirty now after you've touched yourself.

I don't know what we'd do. I don't know. I don't know.

Shake what you got. Maybe it will finally pay off after those long sweating hours. Maybe I'll come down to the bar and see if I like what is available. 

Don't fucking press his luck.

Friday, February 13, 2009


It appears there is a rift in time. We end up in the same place witht he same people. Only it's a different time. Each day is a different year, and each week is a different month.

Lets keep this on the upside. Kill the jumper cables.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Running Around

Razors tend to match the ends of blazers.

Seems much worse than all those broken seams, found under beams.

Rhyming is complicated. It still seems to be forming a membrane all over the carcas. A rough substance. Green in color, it started forming in the mouth of the road kill. It grew.

Service Announcement

This is a service announcement to all the people at Roc-a-fella Records. This entire thing is about nothing and everything. It's about: you, him, her, he, she, it, that, this, everyone, and no one. Everything here means nothing unless you choose to make it mean something.

They are my thoughts. Not anyone elses.

I would like to try to keep poop heads out of here as well, mainly because...well, they smell like poop and no one likes the smell of poop, unless you have a poop fetish. Last time I checked never heard anythign about a poop fetish. Wait thats a HUGE lie, 2girls1cup! <3

Where does one see in a cow in a year? Five years? How will it live? Will they change colors? Will the black take over the white?

Monday, February 2, 2009

Well Fuck You Anyways

It has come to my attention that people will go out of your way to make your life a living hell. It's strange since sometimes I did so much for them on their end and now i get the short end of a stick. Anyways, im not complaining. I am worried for one thing, they will probably do whatever it takes to get me screwed. Well lets not have that happen.

So much for saying bye when I leave for Alaska, and the world beyond.

It's kind of ironic since i've been listening to a lot of Minus The Bear. 

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Dear Mother,

Just would like to say, I feel much better about myself and this family as a whole. I've never really talked to you about anything serious. I've learned that you too are a little bit rebellious yourself! You stopped taking your antidepressant pills because you felt they were unnecessary. That's a big step and I tip my hat and support your ideas 110%. Let's finally achieve what should have been achieved a long time ago. A full understanding and acceptance of each other. If there is one thing I feel everyone should be open about, it's your family. I hope we can have another one of these conversations sometime in the near future. I want to know more about everyone. It's blatantly obvious I have no knowledge on anyone in this family, so let's start to write the history book.


Your Son