I Have Lady Gaga's Pubes. You Don't.

Ok so Lady Gaga, like all other pop artists, is putting out a super deluxe limited edition of her re-released special edition CD. Makes sense right? She came out with The Fame and now shes releasing  The Fame Monster. Really? Luckily she has some sense of decency, allowing you to purchase the eight new songs as an EP. But whatever thats not the point. The point is what comes with the super deluxe-end-of-the-world-I-want-to-be-trashy-just-like-lady-gaga-edition. Lets have a run down shall we?

Ok from that photo looks whatever no big deal. Lets bring out THE LIST!!!

The ultimate peek into the Haus Of Gaga spanning music, fashion, art, fans and gossip! 'The Fame Monster' includes:

* 8 new studio recordings with production by RedOne, Rodney Jerkins, Teddy Riley, Fernando Garibay and Ron Fair featuring the smash single "Bad Romance" and "Telephone"

* The original album 'The Fame'

* The definitive "Book of Gaga"-A highly stylized collector's edition art table book housed in a custom slipcase documenting Gaga's journey into pop superstardom including:

* A lock of Lady Gaga's hair
* Collectible puzzle
* Pictorials
* A behind the scenes look at her creative process
* Pull out posters
* Themed fanzines
* A paper doll collection
* 3 D glasses to view forthcoming Gaga visuals
* Personal notes from the artist
* Each book individually numbered

Read it 100 times. Let that sink in. Ms. Gaga, I hope you go bald.

[Via Tranny Gaga]