Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Some Free-style Jazz

And on the third day he rose again. I would say it's time to get back to the media room for a briefing as to what will be happening this winter solstice.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Cocaine

Lifting isn't quite the past time I had in mind.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Lines On Your Legs

Those stockings of yours... Im interested to see where the seam goes.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Djarum Black

We need to wait a few more weeks until the brigade comes to help out. Until then keep pushing, hoping to get by. Make a few smiles come out from underneath while still withholding a blank canvas.

The cute ones smoke blacks so I've learned.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Hey Wanna Have A Foursome?

Uh...what?!

Wait Who?

James, who are you? James, tell me about yourself? James, what is your favorite color? James, how do you feel about that? James, why did you do those things in the past? James, why havn't we talked? James, why havn't we discussed ideas, thoughts, everything?

James, I want to know who you really are.

Befriend me.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

L > C

The equation is now reversed isn't it. L = [C(2/10.26)^90]

Well, at least I think so.

Friday, July 25, 2008

The Unsent Letter

"Atlanta was once one of the memmbers of an organized assassination team. He swore secrecy not to sleep with H.R.H [Illegible]. He broke this pact. Three months later he was sentenced to death."

-Balthazar
Leonidas XXI

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Battle Of The Century

And so the battle begins. Who will come out on top? You or You? Well then, let's just wait and see. I am quite anxious to see what the fuck is going to happen in the leap year. I'll just ask you about the nearing leap year and how this will relate to acquaintances of past geography bee winners.

God speed Napoleon. You will always win.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Zelda Puzzle

It was a great skit. Though the laced shoes didn't seem to fit his hands. Why was this? Were his hands...misshaped!? No that couldn't be. It must have been the allergic reaction the grass had after it was mowed.

It took him weeks for him to finally finish mowing his lawn. When he turned around to look at all the work he had accomplished, it had disappeared. It all grew back into a fine dust, chopped, no rather minced into a puzzle for his malformed hands.

Green, green, green, green, and most but not least, yellow grass. The best grass of all because, well the cows need it. Four stomachs, two horns and one utter. It all seems to co-relate in some odd way.