My friend, she's tough. My other friend, a quilting buff. Fuck off

Listening to nuggets talk about sixth grade binders. What the fuck...

I need an escape rope. Where is that blue cartridge?

"Oh my god I just took your next facebook photo!!"
"oh my god let me see!!"

reallY what the fuck.

I need to get trashed and learn to knit with z-boys. Way to swiggle it Heath Ledger. Iceing on the cake but I still got no cake.