Faith No More

Alright the new Fall of troy album leaked the other night. Im going to give you guys a review on it because it seriously blows ass.

Don't listen to it. It sucks.

Constrained Nickel Plaid

Sometimes I feel no one notices that I actually care about them. Not even my friends.

.It will be good in the morning so we think.

A lump of change. I left it on the bedroom floor, along with my quilted red velvet scarf. A bruised up Audrey Kitching lamp cramped in a toilet stall.

Crazed razors creating an installation of grim lasers. Cream of Nothing.

"Whats yo hybrid sound like? Dats cool"

Alright if you're maybe confused about what this GREAT video is about then i'll tell you guys a story.

A little while ago, Lilly Allen, thought it was time to stand up against music pirates as many major label artist might do; thats completely fair as they have a right to do so. She wrote on her myspace blog saying that artist need can't survive without record sales and had some sources to back it up. Where did she fuck up? Oh yeah by plagiarizing an article from Techdirt.

Then on top of that what does she do? Oh yeah she had two mix tapes all containing copyrighted material. She tried defending herself by saying: "I made those mixtapes 5 years ago, I didn’t have a knowledge of the workings of the music industry back then…". Lily Allen way to go. Keep it up sistah!

Pirate Party FTW.

Sometimes I Queef

Photo 101. Don't make the photos look crooked. Or rather don't take jobs you know you can't do.

Agape. I will die

My Dad is a Dog. Deal With It.

Days age like a loosely ripened plum. It turns pale, and then it bleeds. Under the table lies a key hole. It seems as if she has kept that key, or maybe its lost; not in their hands. Whale watch with me by the blood soaked tides.

There is a lot of frustration. I need to do something.

I was told to try out a dadaist approach to my style of writing. Maybe if my other half chooses to do so.

Wake up at 8am. Take photos of a wedding at 9 until god knows when. I don't think I want to take photos for people again, and I haven't even done it once yet...

You're gonna get it.

Lower Bach Pains

My back is staring to hurt more. You know it can only bend so much. Would you kindly? Would you kindly manipulate me.

Sebastian Bach, Bach, Bach. Bach. Quite fond of thine eyes.

sssssss

Tranquility beats masterbation

I'm so stressed right now. I need my medicine. Where are they?
Maybe I pushed too much weight. Tell me

Quest

Zoology

Welding a manatee these days has increased in complexity. Numerous implications for a lateral bouyant Ecuador. Watch now as yuppies, not triangulating, but rather expecting tips for serving nocturnal temperatures. Jump. Skip. Lynch. Coil. Question adultery for your own self and for the lesser grief. A welcome brings on a dead integrity

I hope you can let me meet your famous friends.

I Stuck The Camel Pannel

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